massive homos
id never drawn Clyde in military outfit before. idk man he’s suddenly a badass
There are reasons why people like Jacques don’t smile
Jacques: We’re in public for fuck’s sake!
Clyde Being A Little Shit: the blog
Hey I’m all out of questions again! go go go
Jacques: Whoever sent this is going to die.
You guys are ridiculous
Clyde: Always specify, dear.
I got like three sexual questions directed at Clyde. You guys suck.
Clyde: He smells like a dirty ashtray, to be honest. But he’s my dirty ashtray.
THE MAN SAID PLEASE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
I’m fresh out of questions to answer on this dumb blog, and would love it if you all could solve that problem.
I’m sorry I’m submitting so much shit lately
I gave myself a challenge: sketching an idea inspired by music, but only giving myself the duration of the song to draw. They’re all pretty horrible lmao I can’t speed draw
How to be a massive douchebag: A guide by Schizo
Her and the crew’s size differences drive me nuts because if I want to draw her full body it means drawing tiny stick-bodied people. Needless to say I’m getting really good at drawing her face
also I drew aged versions of Clyde and Jacques. UvU
both of them finally cut off their manes of hair. Clyde stops plucking his eyebrows and grows some MANLY BROWS. And they both give each other horrible worry lines. Once they make it through the war, they get married. Buy a small house or someshit or become travelers.
Jacques becomes a more affectionate person, although he’s still a crankbutt who doesn’t age well due to his heavy drinking and smoking. His nose is pretty much squashed flat at this point from being punched in the face so many times.
Clyde mellows out and stop having a crazy sex drive, not to say it isn’t there (he just doesn’t grab choice ass anymore). Gains an awkwardly healed broken nose and works out a little so he’s not a scrawny fuck.
Two years into their marriage, Jacques is diagnosed with cancer and his health slowly declines over the next year. He passes away at age 65. Clyde loves his partner to the very last breathe, and follows a year later, committing suicide at age 71.
look at what an asshole I am
Dumb chubby cartoon versions of some characters.
HAz, Masochist King, and those two douchebags Jacques and Clyde
Might still finish these but they’ve collected enough dust sitting on my my desktop as it is
uuUUUGH breaking off from the workload to upload some horrible doodles
just for one second can you imagine these guys during foreplay
they have huge shearing fangs and claws
ouch
